Wednesday, March 25, 2009

The Reader

Director: Stephen Daldry
Starring: Kate Winslet, David Kross, Ralph Fiennes (kind of)

Dear David Kross,

You are the luckiest 18 year old boy on the planet. Most grown men would kill to be you, even though you are German. I hope you are gay so that you didn't have to go through the sheer embarrassment of being naked with Kate Winslet all the time. You should have been nominated for an Oscar.

Dear Kate Winslet,

You are so naked all the time. You are the best young-ish actress right now. This was not quite your best performance, but it's about time you won an Oscar.

Dear Stephen Daldry,

This movie was pretty good. You know. Decent.




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