Watchmen

2009
Director: Zack Snyder
Starring: Billy Crudup, Jackie Earle Haley, Jeffrey Dean Morgan (Denny Duqette!!!), Malin Akerman

Who watches the Watchmen? I don't know, but I wish it hadn't been me.

I HATE THIS MOVIE. It's pointless and silly and messy and confusing and the acting is terrible and I do not CARE if it follows the comic book loyally because it is a MOVIE and needs to hold up as a MOVIE and no I will not read the graphic novel and then say, "Oh yeah, the movie WAS great." Not many people have read the graphic novel, so the movie needs to make sense as if no one knows anything about the story.

F